• The little, punk, middle-school kid that had a crush on you while you were in high school is now 33.
  • Twenty-something-year-olds are putting a “Mrs.” or “Miss” in front of your name and they’re calling you “ma’am.”
  • There’s a special spot in your car just for tweezers.
  • You think there’s an awful lot of screaming in kids’ music today.
  • Your idea of a good time involves pajamas, ice cream, and the couch.
  • When your child gets in the car and says, “What kind of music is this? Is it from the 30s?”
  • The joy of your day off is taking a nap.
  • You hear one of your all-time favorite songs in the elevator.
  • You watch the news, specifically FOX News, Β or the Weather Channel from the time you get home until the time you go to bed.
  • You consider coffee a necessity.
  • You remember this guy as Batman …

worse yet, this guy …

OK, OK … I don’t remember him. I’m not that old. I do know it’s Adam West though, the original Batman from the 60s, I think.
But all the others are things I do, remember, or have happened to me. Have anything to add?