The AARP wants me.

The AARP wants me.

That’s what they said in their email. Membership with them opens up “a whole new world,” and they’re not talking about flying carpets and princes, but discounts on prescriptions and early-bird specials at Luby’s. Why, of why, do these...
I think I see the resemblance.

I think I see the resemblance.

I could hold off the girls no longer. I was tired of hearing La Petite Belle’s, “Can we put up the tree? When can we put up the tree? Are we putting up the tree today? Can we put up the tree?” over and over and over again. The decorations had already...
It’s the new thing.

It’s the new thing.

Homeless, Crack-Head Barbies: And, what do homeless, crack-head Barbies store in their car? (Yes, they have a car. I said “homeless,” not “carless.”) La Petite Belle was practicing for her desired hairdressing career. I told her she needed to...