As recently stated, I am starting P90X in a week in a half.
So, that I can go from this:

To this:

Did I mention this transformation is supposed to happen in 90 days?
Yeah … we’ll see about that.
Then, to punish myself even more, I’m thinking about running this half-marathon with that crazy girl, Lois Lane, in February in New Orleans.
I can think of a million reasons NOT to run this marathon, but not very many FOR running the marathon.
The main reason NOT to run it is because, at the present time, I can only run 3 miles and then I’m done. The thought of going any further is beyond my comprehension.
Other reasons for NOT include:
* Not enough time to train
* Will already be doing another workout program
* Not fond of enduring extra pain
* It’s hot as the dickens down here.
* The inability to breathe
* The feeling thatย my heart may possibly pop out of my chest
* The aching legs
* The fact that it will be cold in February … again breathing problem
* My knee that I’m not supposed to be running on ย … with the whole “deteriorating knee cap,” “torn meniscus,” “loose gristle,” “arthritis,” etc., etc., etc., blah, blah, blah. Whatever.
Reasons TO run:
* The challenge & sense of accomplishment
* Better health and physical fitness
Um … that’s about it on that one.
So, usually when the cons outweigh the pros, you shouldn’t do it, right?
Oh, just tell me what I want to hear, people. And, if you want to join in my torture, February in New Orleans, email me or let me know in your comment.
(Lois, you don’t count. You know I’ll probably do it anyway.)
And, for those of you concerned about my mouth ulcer …
Prepare yourself.
Here I am thinking about whether or not I should show you this thing.

What the heck … this picture does not do it justice. It was way grosser.

Turns out it’s not an ulcer, but some type of enlarged saliva gland … looks like a blister, filled with fluid that needs to be drained or popped. Disgusting.
Guess who’s on pins and needles (pun intended), ready to practice his novice medical skills?
Scary.