Levi.
What a great name!
Of course, your mind naturally goes to two places: Jews and jeans.
Am I right or am I right?
You think, Levi’s … what a great brand of jeans founded many moons ago by the Jewish-German immigrant, Levi Strauss. He was, obviously, extremely successful in his business built in 1853 and created a product that most every American has owned at one time in his or her life.
Levi = Ambition, Success
The name “Levi” is also a good ‘ol Jewish name. I even think of the Levites from the Bible … the tribe descended from Levi, one of the sons of Jacob. This tribe of Levi was the only tribe to receive no land when the Israelites entered Canaan because “the Lord the God of Israel Himself is their inheritance.” Hello. They were mostly priests and had the duties of collecting the tithes and taking care of the tabernacle and in the temples. They also served as teachers and judges.
You get my point? They were pretty important.
Levites = Responsibility, Spirituality, Servants of God
This guy right here …

is really starting to get on my nerves.
He has ruined the good name of “Levi.”
For any of you who don’t know, this is Levi Johnston.
He is Bristol Palin’s baby daddy.

He’s fully taking advantage of his 15 minutes of fame by doggin’ out the Palin family (who has been nothing but courteous and taken the higher road) on every talk show he can get a spot on.
Not only that, but posing for Playgirl because I guess that’s what you do when you actually have no other skills, talent, or ambition.
And, wait, it gets better … Donald Trump says Levi would be great on “The Celebrity Apprentice” …

Uh … Donald, the last time I checked, you had to be a celebrity to be on the “Celebrity Apprentice,” hence the word “celebrity.”
I don’t count providing DNA to make a baby as being a celebrity. If that’s the case, heck, I know a lot of celebrities.
And, Levi, as far as your acting career goes, why not go to college and get a job to support that baby of yours.
This video makes me want to vomit a little.
Go home, Levi. Go home.
OK, I’m done.