La Petite Belle made an interesting statement yesterday.
She said, “I have this deal with God.”
I said, “Really?”
She said, “Yeah. I ask for the opposite of what I want and He’ll give me the opposite.”
I said, “What?”
She said, “Like I’ll say, ‘God, I don’t want a pony. I don’t want a pony. I don’t want a pony. And, then God’ll give me a pony.’ It’s this thing we have.”
This child is trying reverse psychology on God, the Almighty. 
Then I had to explain how that’s not how God works and she should know that. This child has been in church since birth. God says to bring our needs to Him … to ask anything in Jesus’ name and it will be given to you … 
(unless it’s a pony).

On a totally different note, I found this yesterday morning before the previous discussion.
(kinda messy, I know … found on the back of a receipt, sitting in the cup-holder of my vehicle)

Whew! At least she’s gets the most important part of what we’ve taught her.