Ok, so we just got back home from seeing “The Bucket List,” (a great movie, BTW) which has inspired us to write our own “bucket list,” but with a twist (for all you English buffs out there, that was an alliteration)…
If you don’t already know, a bucket list is a list of things you want to do before you die. Ours is a list of things we do not want to do before we die. Here goes…
1. Sponge-bathe any patient at the Brookhaven Clinic.
2. Join up with Tom Cruise and the Scientologists in their crusade to save the world.
3. Eat at Ryan’s.
4. Watch Britney Spears’ movie Crossroads.
5. Sift through cow poop to see if they’re getting the right nutrients.
6. Have a cat. If you have to ask, you won’t understand anyway, so don’t ask.
7. Get into any deep philosophical conversation involving any of the following:
a. The Hobbit.
b. The Lord of the Ring (pick one, it doesn’t matter).
c. Star Wars (although this is a classic…don’t want to discuss it.)
d. Star Trek. Old, new, TNG, movies, TV, whatever…not interested.
e. Dark Shadows.
f. Dr. Who.
g. Anything on SciFi. Honestly, guys, get a girlfriend.
8. Vote for Hillary. Wasn’t one Clinton enough?
9. Take Requip for my RLS. Side effects are worse than the restless legs themselves.
10. Continue further with this list, because it is stupid.
ok, I laughed out loud. Better than a LOL… I had to write it out! However, Ryan’s is not THAT bad… hahaha!