1. I am an emotional eater.
I ate half a cobbler yesterday as I worked feverishly on an upcoming event. Half a cobbler. Ridiculous. I think I was a little stressed.
I’ve also been known to eat to relax and feel happy. I think any emotion will do.
The only time I don’t eat is when I’m upset or sad. Hmmm … 
2. I’m an “older” lady.
This weekend I was referred to as an “older lady.” It was in a complimentary way as in … “She’s a pretty older lady.” It’s kinda like saying, “Your huge butt is cute” or “Those wrinkles around your eyes show character.”
Think I’ll go get some ice cream.