I will be having my own party tonight (by myself because Beau has a recording session ’til God knows when). 
I will be alone. 
There will be no guests, no party favors, no games. 
The party will begin at midnight, actually 12:01 a.m. 
This party will include me, and only me and this:

It may also include other items in the kitchen that I have until 12:01 a.m. have only been able to look at … 2 packages of Fig Newtons, sliced turkey breast from the fridge, LifeSavers gummies from the candy basket, REAL Skippy creamy peanut butter (with sugar), and if I am so inclined … I will grind fresh coffee beans from Indonesia that my mom brought me from her most recent trip. 
There is always the possibility that I may pass out from sugar shock.
This all could very well happen. If so, there will be party pics.
Or I may just go to bed.
(For those of you who are first-time visitors, I will have completed a 21-day Daniel Fast tomorrow. I’m not just crazy.)