Beau: (after weighing himself & then proceeding to put on a pair of his workout pants that are now very big on him … pausing, looking in the mirror, pausing, then looking straight at me) 
I am SO HOT.
Yes, ladies and gentlemen … my hot husband has broken his 50 pounds. 
Stand back because there’s more to come.
He is lookin’ good!
I just wish he were inspiring me to care more about my own eating. Ah well … maybe I’ll start tomorrow … after all, tomorrow is another day! Let me just finish this bag of jelly beans.