I can always count on you to encourage my friends to post the most unflattering pictures of me … most involving food.

Really? Does this look like a picture I would want anyone to see?

This just looks inappropriate.

But, I’m pretty much fearless. You’re scared of me now, aren’t you?

You may say that this was a baby alligator … no big deal. WRONG. That baby alligator could bite your face off if he wanted to. I’m sure it was dangerous, except for the fact that they let kids hold him too. Whatever. I’ll stick with “I’m fearless.”