For the last three years, I’ve been living with this old thing.
This baby is old. The man who lived in this house before us built this house in his younger days and this was his refrigerator. He was 85 when we bought the house from him three years ago. This refrigerator was fashionable in the ’70s. I mean, do they even sell almond-colored appliances anymore? I think not.
A new refrigerator was one of those things that we said we would purchase when we remodeled our home, but ran out of money before we could do it. You know what I’m talking about. And the refrigerator still worked, so we waited.
I’ve had major refrigerator envy.
And I’ve waited.
Then, I listed the reasons why we needed a refrigerator:
#1 It’s almond-colored, while all our other appliances are stainless steel and black.
#2 The water filter hose to the ice-maker had a leak a few months ago … a pin-size hole that leaked for days, which we didn’t realize until it had ruined our floor. Now, we need a new floor.
#3 The freezer side fits about six bags of frozen vegetables, one box of popsicles, and one box of waffles. Everything else goes in our deep-freezer in the garage.
#4 It has stains on it that I just can’t get off.
#5 Last week, the second produce drawer broke.

#6 It has a very temperamental ice-maker that will leave you hangin’, waiting for ice or send about 20 pieces with one push.
#7 Last night, the ice-maker quit working. To which Beau said that he thought it was finally time. Then, this morning, he said that if the ice-maker didn’t work, that would be confirmation that we needed a new refrigerator. Do you know that darn ice-maker worked?
#8 It’s embarrassing, hence the reason for all the pictures and magnets on it.
#9 Home Depot is offering 10% off all appliances … 12 months, no interest,  no payment. Let’s face it … it ain’t gonna get any better than that. That is confirmation to me!
So, without further ado … I present my new refrigerator that will be delivered Tuesday.

What do you think about the door where you can just grab the milk or juice? I think I like it. I’m just nervous about it breaking when La Petite Belle tries to use it as a step-ladder to look in the candy basket at the top of the refrigerator. I’ll have to move that. The Home Depot guy says he’s never heard of one breaking and it can hold 50 lbs., which I hope it would never have to.

**  I AM GETTING THE BIGGEST KICK OUT OF YOUR COMMENTS! YOU ARE MORE AMAZED THAT I AM WEARING SHORTS THAN YOU ARE OF MY BEAUTIFUL FRIDGE. FUNNY. THE HIGH TODAY WAS IN THE UPPER ’60s, BUT I WOULD LOVE TO BE IN SNOW. JUST GOES TO SHOW YOU THE GRASS IS ALWAYS GREENER … OH, WAIT … DUE TO THE SNOW, I GUESS IT’S NOT. THANKS FOR MAKING ME CHUCKLE TODAY, FRIENDS. **