Last night, Beau went to pick up La Petite Belle from dance. On the way home, they passed by some young men smoking.
La Petite Belle: Daddy, did you ever smoke a cigarette?
Beau: Yes
La Petite Belle: (appalled) What?!? 
Beau: Baby, I don’t smoke, but I have tried it.
La Petite Belle: Did Mommy ever smoke a cigarette?
Beau: Yes
La Petite Belle: Great, I live with a bunch of smokers.
This bit of information combined with the whole drinking thing is tarnishing my good mother reputation.