Don’t let the innocent look fool you.

Conversation in the car:

La Petite Belle: Is it OK if I give Jill these Christmas tree earrings since my ears aren’t pierced anymore?  (long story) Christmas is her favorite holiday. (La Petite Belle showed me that she had boxed up a pair of brand new earrings she had received from Christmas.)
Me: I don’t care. Do whatever you want. You can’t wear them anymore.
La Petite Belle: OK. Well … I’m selling them.
Me: What?
La Petite Belle: Yeah. I’m selling all my earrings to my friends.
(At this point, I’m picturing money changing hands on the playground. Tiny boxes being hidden in backpacks.)
Me: Baby, you can’t sell your earrings. You’ve worn them.
But, in all honesty, what second-grader wouldn’t want to buy a pair of used earrings?
Wonder how much money she could make. Maybe this will work.
Next … partly-used deodorant sticks & half-full bottles of shampoo.