Imagine my surprise when I headed to the only place in town, a locally-owned health food/drugstore, to purchase my beloved Kombucha, Synergy to be specific.
I was feeling under the weather and crave this mushroom drink when I feel like I want instant healing and energy.
On the sliding refrigerator door, a sign read, “Kombucha temporarily unavailable.”
WHAT?
I specifically went to this store to get this … well, along with my antibiotics.
Then, I remembered this which I thought would only be a temporary thing.
Basically, Whole Foods and other stores that carry Kombucha drinks have pulled the drinks from their shelves because the FDA says that the “alcohol” content in these drinks exceeds the legal limit for a drink not to be considered alcoholic (around 0.5%). So, the Treasury Dept. steps in and says the drinks have to be taxed the same as alcohol and they must have the same regulations placed upon them as alcohol.
This is my favorite part of the article:
As expected, many โ€œbooch-loversโ€ are crying foul on this form of prohibition (albeit likely a temporary prohibition) and sorely miss their daily Kombucha โ€œbuzz,โ€ which is likely more easily attributed to the natural caffeine content than the negligible alcohol content. In the meantime, many of the faithful are looking elsewhere to independent Kombucha cultivators for their fix, as many have begun (long before the deficit) making their own kombucha, trading recipes and selling home brews. So the market is being driven underground (at least temporarily) and libertarian Kombucha lovers are making a stink.Wait just a cotton-pickin’ minute!You mean I’m going to have to go underground to drink a fermented mushroom tea meant to detox my body and improve my immune system? I can’t see it now. A bunch of women in braids and Berkenstocks sitting around a living room coffee table sipping Kombucha talking about how many reusable grocery totes they lugged around that day. Or women like me that just like the taste and the energy/wellness feeling they get from the drink. (Wonder if that has to do with the 0.5% alcohol? … no, relax, I jest … it’s just the natural caffeine content.)I definitely wouldn’t know the first thing about growing my own Kombucha and don’t have any desire to try. The Asians have done it for years, but have you seen these slimy mushrooms? No thanks. Here’s some tea brewin’.But, good news, I won’t have to go underground to drink this healing drink. As of just this week, I learned that one brand of Kombucha has already returned to Whole Foods.It was ridiculous to begin with. I want my Kombucha back.