I know that you think you’re all that just because you just came back from Critter’s Pet Spa, but it’s time you remember your place.
Just because you got some fancy haircut does not mean you can leave a puddle of pee at the door.
Just because you had your renal glands cleansed does not mean you can let out incredibly stinky gas numerous times in the vehicle, nor can you poop on the floor.
Just because you smell like coconut does not mean you can sleep in the bed with us every night.
I mean, what is your deal?
Don’t you know that with that fancy haircut comes manners? 
Act like the proper lady you were bred to be, not some mangy garbage-diver.