She was not at all friendly and her scent was less than desirable to say the least.
One thing’s for sure … I cannot keep my eyes off of a pig’s tail. It’s hypnotizing … swaying back and forth, back and forth.
I’m sworn to secrecy on the purpose of this mission.
She could have been used for the “oink, oink here, and oink, oink there” in a recorded “Christian” version of “Old MacDonald,” or could be starring in our next sermon series, “Lipstick on a Pig – The Huge Cover-up” (Hey … wait a minute … that’s a good one. If it looks like a pig and acts like a pig, it’s a pig … lipstick or not.), or maybe she’s simply a few pork loins and some slabs of bacon … Nah.
She’s none of those.