Should we really be surprised at all this?
They’re pigs. Just the word pig in itself conjures up thoughts of disgustingness. You don’t call someone a pig because of their good hygiene.
These animals wallow in the mud in an attempt to make themselves more comfortable. And, ya’ll, they eat almost anything. 
Yeah, I know they’re supposed to be pretty clean animals. But, to me, a clean animal does not poop anywhere near where they eat & wallow … not even in a corner away from their food. That just ain’t cuttin’ it. Still too close for me.

However, we hear, “Don’t worry,”

“There’s no reason to be alarmed” …
despite the fact that the school very near to the school my girls go to has been ordered by Gov. Bobby Jindal to be closed Thursday and Friday due to an outbreak of flu.
Because you know, that’s common. Isn’t it?
I mean, schools are always closing just because a few students get the flu, right?
No need for alarm.
Relax.
Don’t panic.
I have told the girls no less than five times since I picked them up after school to wash their hands several times a day and anytime they touch anything that could have any germ on it … ’cause I like to scare the beegeezus out of my children if it means saving their lives.
But, seriously, in one breath doctors are telling us to stay calm and this is no different than the outbreaks of the regular flu every year, and in the next breath, officials are closing schools. Hmmm …
Can I get a straight answer please?
And, I like Mexico and all. Seriously, their chips & salsa keep me alive and happy.
But, shut those borders down. What are you waiting for? 
Rather than invite pig flu into our country, let’s try to prevent it. That would be good.
Are you trying not to hurt Mexico’s feelings? Don’t worry. They’ll get over it.