Me: “Did you read that email from _____ the other day?”
Beau: “I don’t read any emails that are written in all caps.”
(Really? Interesting standard.)
Me: “Don’t you write in all caps?”
Beau: (smirking the smirk he smirks when he knows I’ve got him)
Me: “Don’t you think that’s a little hypocritical since you write in all caps? You do write in all caps, don’t you?” (He does. He prints, using only capital letters.)
Beau: “I don’t write in all caps. My capital letters are bigger than my other letters.”
Me: “Capital letters don’t refer to size. The small capitals are still capitals.” (Example: APPLE)
Beau: (nothing)
Me: “I believe you just got served.”
Beau: “You’re stupid.”