Tomorrow night I am alone. No husband. No children. Alone …

Until my girlfriends come over at 7:00 p.m. for a slumber party.
That’s right! I’m having a slumber party with junk food, facials, games, 80s music and movies … all the good stuff.
I was at WalMart tonight (or as I like to call it, HELL) looking for Sixteen Candles, only the best slumber party movie ever. This movie reminds me of my youth. Of course, after all my searching, the clerk said that they didn’t have it. So, I settled for Footloose and Dirty Dancing (also two ground-breaking movies, worthy of Academy Awards for sure). But, I can’t stop thinking about Sixteen Candles and “Oh Sam, let me take a look at you. Fred, she’s gotten her boobies.” Grandpa: “I better get my magnifying glass.” Grandma: “Oh, and they are so perky.”
Not only that, but think of all the other great quotes that have shaped our lives:
“Nobody puts baby in a corner.” Dirty Dancing
“Does Barry Manilow know you raid his wardrobe?” The Breakfast Club
“Here’s a quarter. Why don’t you go downtown and have a rat gnaw that thing off your face?” Uncle Buck
“Life moves pretty fast. If you don’t stop and look around once and a while, you might miss it.” Ferris Bueller’s Day Off
“Wax on, wax off.” The Karate Kid
“I feel the need, the need for speed.” Top Gun
“There’s a shortage of perfect breasts in this world. T’would be a pity to damage yours.” The Princess Bride
Only a few of the generous words of wisdom given to us in our youth. I hope our children become equally wise. (Please note the sarcasm in this entire post.)