Did ya’ll make me get these sniffles? It seems like everywhere I’ve gone in Blogland lately, you all are sick. We need some serious healing going on here.
My nose is stuffy. 
My eyes are dry and itchy.
My lips are chapped.
I will NOT and refuse to get sick. 
I’m going to fight this.
Here are the things that comfort me when I feel like poop (or how I would expect poop to feel) and maybe you all should consider some of these products:
The smell of this – 

The taste of this –

The feeling I get from these two – (not sure if you should take these at the same time unless you have about 15 hours to sleep, which I know you don’t)

What I like to wear when I am in this condition (and yes, I pose on the couch just like this model)- 

Place I like to stay – (not my real couch, but awfully close)

What I like to do between naps – (not kiss a Southern gentleman, but watch movies where someone else does)
Follow these tips and you’re sure to be better in no time. You’re welcome.