As La Petite Belle and I were watching the ever-present Disney channel and the constant bombardment of Disney music videos, I heard her make a gagging noise as Hannah Montana (aka Miley Cyrus … or whatever she’s going by these days) appeared on the screen singing one of her recent songs.
I looked over at La Petite Belle and questioned, “What? You don’t like Hannah Montana anymore?”
She said, with a disgusted look on her face, “No.”
She paused for a while, then said, “I texted her.”
Me: “What?”
La Petite Belle: “Yeah. You know you can text her online and she really gets the messages. She really reads them.”
K Belle confirmed this story.
I didn’t tell them that there’s no way in Hades that Miley Cyrus reads those, but whatever.
Then, La Petite Belle proceeds to tell me exactly what she “texted” the Disney superstar: “You’re being so inappropriate for the girls and boys that look up to you ever since you did that ‘Party in the USA’ video.” (That’s the video where she’s dressed a little too skimpy and dancing a little too provocatively for her age … not sure where La Petite Belle gets her opinions from.)
That’s it. Sweet and simple.
Like I always say, “Why beat around the bush? Just spit it out.”
Now, we’ve just got to work on her tact and approach.
Oh, Miley … Can you just go back to being your sweet, innocent self? I know there’s so much pressure on you, but thousands of little girls are watching. I do hope you will use your talents for good.
Here’s a bit of help for you:
You look so classy when you wear something like this.


You look trashy when you wear something like this.


Or when you dance using a pole.

And, please, oh please, don’t text pictures of you in your underwear to a boyfriend (which was the first thing that popped up when I was looking for images of you) or pose in a well-known magazine only covered up with a sheet with your back exposed.
Hopefully, you will heed my advice.
Because I’m sure you read this blog like you read all those texts.